Not all porch pirates steal stuff to make money. Some are just hungry as a bear. Literally.
The Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife put out a notice ... along with a video... about the dangers of leaving packages too long on the porch. "Friendly reminder that if you order DoorDash, Uber Eats or other food delivery services, please be sure to pick it up right away. Porch pirates come in all forms, including furry and four-legged."
This bear was probably disappointed (and not just because the sweater didn't fit.)
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